Show Notes for November 19th, 225

Wednesday, November 19, 2025

What We're Talking About

The news we couldn't ignore if we tried

Bacon on a Quran: When “Free Speech” Is Just a Stunt

FoxNews— Guy puts bacon on a Quran in Dearborn and suddenly politicians who swear they “defend democracy” can’t handle the First Amendment doing what it does: protecting speech they hate, not just the stuff that wins them votes.

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Hot Water Is Worth Shooting Over According To One Alabama Man

WEAR TV3— A 65-year-old man in Baldwin County, Alabama, was arrested after allegedly shooting his neighbor during an argument about the hot water being turned off mid-shower. Investigators later found and detained the suspect, Herbert Eddie Killcreas.

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Rifle To Go: When Cops Forget Their Own Guns

KCCI— Squad car rolling down the road with a rifle on the roof and nobody notices until a random driver says, “Uh, officer?” But don’t worry, the chief calls it a “serious mistake” and somehow no one actually in charge is really to blame.

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Too Young for Charges, Old Enough for the Keys

KOMO News— Kid gets mad at Mom, steals the car, and manages a solo commute from elementary school to the driveway. Cops show up, shrug, and everyone learns the real lesson: apparently “too young for charges” still isn’t “too young for keys.”

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When Leash Laws Turn Into Latte Wars

Fox 35 Orlando— Florida woman turns a leash lecture into a coffee baptism, dousing a mom, her baby, and the dog—then finds out battery charges come with a bonus round: immigration may send her Finnish passport on a one-way trip.

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1/4 Americans Expected To Travel Over Thanksgiving

WTSP— AAA expects 81.8 million Americans to travel at least 50 miles for Thanksgiving this year, an increase of about 1.6 million from 2024. Most travelers—about 73 million—will drive, while roughly 6 million are projected to fly despite recent airline issues.

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Ask Uncle Bobby

Bad advice for good people.

As heard on the B-Team Morning Show

Each weekday, some poor soul writes in for help. Uncle Bobby gives them the worst advice we can legally put on the air.

August 16 · Today's Letter

Dear Uncle Bobby,

With everything these days being connected to the internet, yesterday’s Cloudflare outage made me realize how little control we actually have over our own devices. Half my apps died, my smart lights wouldn’t turn on, even my thermostat went into some kind of digital coma. Are we really in control of our tech anymore?

Panicked Pioneer
Cloud Out

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Today's Holidays

Celebrate the weird stuff. We do.

Holiday #1 of 4

World Toilet Day

World Toilet Day, November 19th—a date so sacred it flushes all dignity straight down the schedule. It’s the U.N.’s annual reminder that 3.5 billion people still don’t have access to proper sanitation, which is both horrifying and somehow not surprising, given we can stream cat funerals in 4K but can't manage indoor plumbing for half the planet. So once a year, we put on our solemn faces, pretend to care about toilets, then immediately go back to clogging them with bad decisions and Chipotle. It's not really a celebration—it’s more like a guilt trip with porcelain seating.

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