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Show Notes from November 14, 2025

Friday, November 14, 2025

What We're Talking About

The news we couldn't ignore if we tried

Praise Be to the Algorithm: When Jesus Gets Replaced by a Chatbot

Axios— Churches are rolling out AI “Jesus” and pastor chatbots like it’s a faith-themed streaming service. Cute idea, until you realize nobody’s quite sure who’s actually programming your path to salvation.
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Max Is Back: America Still Naming Dogs Like It’s 1995

Peope— Max is back on top of the dog-name heap, Hank rockets from nobody to runner-up, and Luna, Bella, and Daisy prove we’re still naming dogs like they’re children instead of professional couch-destroyers.
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Chicago Judge Orders Trump Admin to Release 600 Illegals from Detention Center

Daily Mail— A federal judge in Chicago, appointed by Biden, ordered the release of hundreds of migrants arrested during “Operation Midway Blitz,” citing violations of a consent decree. The ruling sparked backlash from DHS, which claimed it jeopardized public safety.
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They Booked the Librarian & Let the Real Problem Walk…

TurnTo10.com— Kid acts out, librarian swats him, and shocker: the only one who pays is the grown-up trying to keep order. We’ll press charges on a 59-year-old teacher long before we ask why little angel thinks class is a contact sport.
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Uncle Bobby

Ask Uncle Bobby

Bad advice for good people.

As heard on the B-Team Morning Show

Each weekday, some poor soul writes in for help. Uncle Bobby gives them the worst advice we can legally put on the air.

August 16 · Today's Letter

Dear Uncle Bobby,

I keep seeing ads for life coaches everywhere — Instagram, billboards, even the back of my grocery receipts. Everybody says they can “unlock my potential” for three easy payments of $199. Is hiring a life coach actually worth it, or is it just another fad I should dodge?

Frenzied Pursuit Of Self-Improvement
Seeking Guidance from Anyone But Myself

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Today's Holidays

Celebrate the weird stuff. We do.

Holiday #1 of 5

Loosen Up, Lighten Up Day

Loosen Up, Lighten Up Day is that annual excuse for adults to pretend stress is optional and joy is a lifestyle choice, like gluten-free bread or Pilates. It falls in mid-November, right before the holiday season dropkicks your sanity into a decorative wreath. The idea is to laugh more, worry less, and forget you’ve got three maxed-out credit cards and a cousin named Trish who thinks crystals cured her eczema. In short, it's mindfulness for people who can't afford therapy and think deep breathing can fix a mortgage.

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