Potty Dance, Personality Chaos & The TikTok Fugitive: Why Derek Walker Filmed His Own Felony Chase at 100 MPH
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We crowned an 18-year-old TikTok auteur who filmed his own 100+ mph police chase, edited it lovingly, and uploaded the evidence—because apparently clout is worth multiple felonies and a starring role in today's DuBob Prize for Idiocy.
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Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell kicked off Thursday morning on 100.3 KROCK, Fort Walton Beach's classic rock station, with the kind of irreverent energy that makes the Emerald Coast's commute slightly less unbearable. First order of business? The national holiday rundown — and boy, did we get some winners. National Potty Dance Day celebrates humanity's most universal two-step: that clenched-jaw sprint when your bladder sends an urgent memo that doesn't allow for meetings, traffic, or "one more thing." Then there's Multiple Personality Day, perfectly timed while Schuyler binges Bates Motel — a holiday where you can agree with yourself, argue with yourself, and lose to yourself all before lunch. We also honored Name Tag Day (because half of adulthood is pretending you know people you absolutely do not) and the gloriously nonsensical Cinco de Marcho, a permission slip for bad decisions with a festive name and a tequila strategy.
Weather-wise, we're looking at a pleasant stretch: 61 degrees this morning with fog and low ceilings, climbing to 76 today, then 78 Friday, 79 Saturday, and 78 Sunday. Tomorrow, Schuyler and Bobby trade microphones for spatulas at Mid-South Bank (corner of Beal and Carmel) from 11 till 2, slinging burgers, brats, and hot dogs for just seven bucks — all proceeds benefit Trey Dupree and his family during his medical recovery. It's the best lunch special in town, and yes, they'll be wearing chef suits. If you get sick, blame Lynn — that's just common knowledge. Also on the calendar: La Sala Event Center in Navarre hosts another comedy night Saturday at 7 p.m. (doors at 5:30), featuring headliner Jordan Garnett. Your $35 ticket includes a dinner buffet, and you can grab tickets at thebteamshow.com.
In the news: Pensacola made national headlines after a brawl erupted at the Sunbelt Women's Basketball Tournament between South Alabama and Coastal Carolina — punches were thrown, a referee got knocked out cold (requiring stitches), and eight players were ejected. Legendary Notre Dame football coach Lou Holtz passed away at 89, leaving behind a legacy that includes the 1988 national championship and 249 career wins. And in local Florida absurdity, a family's 20-year-old pet boa constrictor named Pablo escaped while the owner's wife went into labor — neighbors called 911, guns and shovels were brandished, and wildlife officials eventually returned the snake to its rightful home. Also, United Airlines is now officially cracking down on passengers who play videos or music out loud on flights — use headphones or risk getting booted (or banned for life).
The Do Bob Prize for Idiocy went to 18-year-old Derek Walker of Navarre, who fled deputies at 100+ mph on his Kawasaki Ninja — while filming the entire chase with a mounted action camera — then uploaded the evidence to TikTok. Detectives didn't need witnesses, forensics, or surveillance; they just opened TikTok and watched Derek narrate his own criminal highlight reel. Congratulations, Derek: you edited the footage, posted the evidence, and handed investigators the case with a bow on top. In the "Ask Uncle Bobby" segment (stitched together by Tomcat Custom Apparel), the Group Chat Alchemist learned that the perfect friend group is a mythical beast — you either shape the room or the room shapes you, and the room does not care about your dreams. Stop begging reality to match your fantasy and start editing reality until it behaves.
Brought to you by Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, Okaloosa Gas, and OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach, The B Team Morning Show is your leading alternative quality programming on the Emerald Coast. We're shocked and dismayed you choose this show each morning — but hey, we'll take it. Keep on rocking, keep on rolling, and never settle for the ordinary. Till next time, The B Team is out.
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(0:00) Here's today's BT Redux. Aerosmith and Ragdoll on the Classic Rock Station. 100.3 KROCK. Good morning, everybody. How you doing? It is Thursday. Yes, it is. Friday Eve at that. (0:17) Tomorrow, Bob and I are excited to be your chefs. That's right. We'll be cooking out burgers, broths, and hot dogs at Mid-South Bank from eleven till two. A fundraiser for Trey Dupree and his family. We'll talk more about that as we move through the morning. A big day tomorrow. (0:33) We've got chefing to do, then we've got bourbon with the boys. We've got a big day. Well, it sounds like you need a nap. Otherwise, you're not going to make it until tomorrow. Probably. BT Morning Show is on the air. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell brought to you by Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach. (0:55) The first thing we want to take a look at this morning is the listing of national holidays. We've got one to start out with. We've all seen it. The National Potty Dance. And it's Potty Dance Day. (1:12) So this is the only holiday where your pride leaves first. And then your knees negotiate with your bladder like it's a hostage situation. Breaking that seal. There you go. National Potty Dance Day is the annual reminder that civilization is just a thin layer of denim between you and chaos. (1:32) It honors the universal two-step we all do when our body sends the kind of urgent memo that doesn't allow for meetings, traffic, or one more thing. You know, somewhere, somebody decided we needed a holiday for it. Well, honestly, I respect the commitment to documenting human weakness and it's folklore. (1:50) So today we celebrate the Sprint. The clenched jaw optimism. The reckless belief that you can make it because nothing builds character like gambling against your own plumbing. It's National Potty Dance Day. And that's how we're starting out the show. (2:07) It is Thursday, March 5th. B Team Morning Show with the Marshall Tucker Band on 100.3 KROCK. (2:23) There's Rush and the Working Man on the Classic Rock Station, 100.3 KROCK. It's the B Team Morning Show. I'm Scatter Black. He's Bobby Dewrell. Don't forget, coming up on Saturday night at La Sala Event Center in Navarre. (2:42) They're doing another comedy night. Now, La Sala is the sister business to Stripes Pub and Grill, but they've moved all of their comedy shows to the La Sala Event Center on Highway 87. Showtime is set for 7 p.m. but doors will open at 5.30 and your $35 ticket gets you a dinner buffet there as well. Jordan Gardnett is the headliner on Saturday night. (3:06) You can find the link to purchase your tickets for that show by visiting thebteamshow.com. Just click on the events tab. Today it's interesting because I'm in the midst of a series that came out 15 years ago, Bates Motel. Taylor and I are watching it, but Multiple Personality Day. (3:25) How fitting for Norman Bates. Yeah, there you go. Finally, a holiday where I can agree with myself, argue with myself, and lose to myself all before lunch. Uh-huh. Yeah, I can get behind this. That's really confusing. Yeah. Multiple Personalities Day is that little calendar gremlin where you wake up and decide you're not just you anymore. You're the whole committee. (3:45) Somehow, they all want to say. You know, the official vibe is celebrate your many sides, which is a polite way of admitting most of us are one bad email away from becoming a brand new person with a different haircut and a scorched earth policy. (4:01) But listen, people market by acting out their alter egos, swapping moods like hats, pretending it's self-awareness instead of chaos with a planner. Yeah, so keep it light. Keep it legal. And if you meet yourself in the hallway today, try not to start an argument you can't finish. (4:19) Multiple Personalities Day. All right. There you have it. We'll take a break and pay a couple bills. More details on that cookout tomorrow at Mid-South Bank. On the way, in the next half hour, on 100.3 KROCK. There's the who and going mobile. (4:42) Mobile. Going mobile. It's like people that say they're going down Mobile Highway in Pensacola. Oh, man, that drives me nuts. What was the movie that Sandra Bullock was in or something? Yeah, and she called it Mobile, and it just drove me nuts because, you know, she's got a brother that lives just outside of Birmingham. (5:02) You would think she would know. Really? Yeah. What movie was that? I cannot remember what movie it was for the life of me. But they're sitting there, and she says Mobile. And I'm like, oh, my God. God. (5:17) It was terrible. Just wanted to die a little bit. I'm going to search for it. How about the 1994 action thriller Speed? Yeah, maybe. Oh, that's the one with the bus that can't slow down? (5:32) No, that's not it. Okay. No, it was something. There was somebody was getting out of jail or, I don't know, going to jail or jail was involved somehow, federal prison break or I don't know. Okay. It's a throwaway moment in the whole thing, but it's just stuck out. (5:49) One of those cringy moments. Right. Well, today on the National Day Calendar, we want to talk about introducing ourselves. Yeah. I'm Schuyler Black. He's Bobby Dewrell. And we are wearing name tags today. It's name tag day. (6:04) Well, first of all, I mean, it's multiple personalities day, so you probably need name tags. I'm just saying, you know, look, society just really needs you to introduce yourself with a sticker and a magic marker like you're all in kindergarten. (6:21) That's what today is about. Well, at least I know who I am at the moment. Name tag day is an annual reminder that half of adulthood is pretending you know people you absolutely do not. Yeah. Stick a sticker on your chest like a civilized mammal, grin too hard, and spend the next three hours reading torsos and praying nobody tests you with a follow-up question. (6:44) Look, it's a holiday for networking, small talk, and the ancient sport of nodding like you heard the name the first time. You know, wear the tag, say the name, and try not to spiral when you realize this sticker knows you better than you do. (7:00) Fair enough. It's name tag day. Life would be so much easier if we all walked around with name tags. It would be. I'm terrible at remembering names. Hey, those smart glasses are going to make that helpful. Let me tell you, that's the one thing I've been looking forward to. (7:16) Here's the knack in my bologna. There's Greg Kinn and the rest of the band on a Thursday morning. Sorry, I'm trying to move us backwards. No, we're not doing that. You'll get there eventually. (7:31) Tomorrow, Bobby and I are chefs. That's right. At Mid-South Bank. We're chefs every day. We're actually living up to it. Chefs for all of you. That's right. Once a chef, always a chef. Unlike cooks. The title just doesn't hold the same weight. (7:47) That's true, chef. I agree, chef. Tomorrow, Mid-South Bank doing the cookout to benefit Trey Dupree and his family. Burgers, brats, and hot dogs with chips and a drink for seven bucks. Eleven till two, corner of Beal and Carmel here in Fort Walton. (8:02) I tell you, that's a great deal, chef. It really is, chef. Best lunch special in town tomorrow. That's right. Two for fourteen? Yeah, three for twenty-one. That's right. Four for twenty-eight, but that's where we draw the line. Yeah, we just can't make it any sweeter than that. (8:17) That's right. I tell you what. Five at thirty-five. How about that? Oh, my God. But that's it. That's it. Man. I tell you what. Yep. You can do ten for seventy. Well, all right, chef. That's what you want to do. (8:33) Bring the whole office. That's what you want to do. We'll buy everybody lunch for seventy bucks. That's right. There you go. All right, chef. That's where you want to go. I feel like we're going a little like Billy Mays infomercialist here. But wait! There's more! Well, you know what? (8:49) I'm excited. It brought wow! Yeah. It brought wow. Not shamwow. Not oxyclean. We're talking about brought wow. That's right. Today, we break out the margaritas, the tacos, and the sombreros. (9:06) It's Cinco de Marcho. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. It's the holiday where we celebrate absolutely nothing but with the confidence of people who think a calendar typo deserves tequila. Oh, that's not today. If that's not a cat-beady holiday, I don't know what is. (9:23) Oh, my God. I'd call her out on the air. Cinco de Marcho is that beautifully suspicious little holiday where the calendar gets mugged in an alley and, well, everybody pretends it was their idea. Yeah. It's not history. It's not heritage. (9:38) It's not even math. It's a permission slip for bad decisions with a festive name and a Kleenex strategy. You know, people celebrate like they're honoring something sacred when, really, they're just honoring the ancient tradition of close enough. (9:53) And if you're looking for meaning, don't worry. We'll manufacture some and sell it to you by the hour. Cinco de Marcho. We're going to make this a good one. That's right. It's a BT Morning Show on a Thursday. I do know what day we're on now. (10:08) Yeah. We'll take a break and pay a couple bills. On the way with the 7 o'clock hour and moments with 100.3 KROCK. Standby for more ROK. 100.3 KROCK. (10:23) Junebug, if you're listening, that one's for you. George Thorogood. And Bad to the Bone. Thursday morning. Got a little bit of fog out there. Low ceilings. High fog. 61 degrees right now in Destin, Fort Walton Beach. (10:40) A high today of 76. We'll check your forecast in just a little bit. I'm Schuyler Black. He's Bobby Dewrell. We are the B Team Morning Show. All brought to you by our friends at Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and Outkast Sushi over in Miramar Beach. (10:57) And Pensacola made national headlines yesterday for the brawl at the Pensacola Bay Center in the Sunbelt Women's Basketball Tournament. Yeah. Did you see the video? (11:12) No, I haven't seen the video. No, I heard about it. Yeah. It was between South Alabama and Coastal Carolina as South Alabama took down Coastal 80-70 after a chaotic brawl broke out with about five and a half minutes remaining in the game. (11:29) Now, fans said the fight began when Tracy Houston of Coastal Carolina allegedly threw a punch at South Alabama's Cordesia Harris, prompting players and officials to rush the court and separate them, during which a referee reportedly fell and hit her head and required medical attention after being struck by Houston of Coastal Carolina. (11:50) Now, eight players were ejected, one from Coastal and seven from South Alabama, but the Jaguars still secured the win and advanced in the tournament. Now, following the incident, the Sunbelt Conference suspended three South Alabama players for one game and ruled that Houston would miss the remainder of the season, while both team's coaches described the altercation as unfortunate and expressed hopes that it would serve as a learning experience for the players. (12:17) That should, you know, I'm not sure if Houston is or not, but if on scholarship, that should mean loss of scholarship, expulsion from school. I mean, I'm sorry. Lose it all. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. (12:33) And talk about getting a black eye, literally. Yeah. She just got knocked up. She did. I mean, I'll have to show you the video, but that ref just dropped like a fly. Yeah. So, hopefully the ref is okay. I know she needed stitches and some medical attention. (12:52) And you know what that ref's not saying this morning? What's that? Words hurt. Yeah, that's right. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words never hurt. I'm just guessing. (13:08) Because she got punched in the face. So, I'm pretty sure she's not saying words hurt anymore. You think second and third graders still say that in school? Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me. No, probably not. Because we teach them now that words are devastating and can hurt them. (13:23) And can, you know, just cripple them. They say words are violence. That's right. Whatever. Frickin' morons. 7.08 is the time. Good morning. Appreciate you all dialing in. Taking a look at what to expect for the weekend. (13:39) Tomorrow, partly sunny, 78. Saturday, partly sunny, 79. Sunday, mostly cloudy, 78. And Monday, partly sunny, a high of 80. So, we've got some nice weather here for the next several days on the Emerald Coast. (13:54) We'll get that full forecast for you here in just a little bit. Music-wise, on the way, ZZ Top, Van Halen, and Queen all do up this set. Plus, later on in the hour, we turn to Uncle Bobby. Yeah. Your daily advice is coming up around 7.45. (14:12) Right now, Scorpions, Big City Nights. V Team Morning Show's on the air. 100.3 KROCK. There's America. Horse with no name. (14:27) On the Classic Rock Station. I don't know why I enjoy that song so much. I just enjoy it. I know. That's why I played it. Just to make you happy this morning. Well, somebody needs to try to make me happy. You know who's probably sad this morning? Bear. (14:42) Why's that? Well, one of his legendary Hall of Fame coaches passed away yesterday. Yeah, that's true. Yep, legendary college football coach Lou Holtz, who guided the Notre Dame Fighting Irish football team to the 1988 National Championship game, has died at the age of 89. (15:00) According to the University of Notre Dame. Now, Holtz coached the Fighting Irish from 1986 to 1996, winning 100 games over that 10-year span, leading the program to its most recent national title in nine straight bowl appearances. (15:17) Over his college coaching career, which began in 1969 for the William & Mary Tribe football program, he earned 249 wins and also coached programs including the NC State Wolf Pack. He led them to an ACC championship in 1973, as well as Arkansas and later South Carolina. (15:39) Holtz briefly coached in the NFL with the Jets in 76 before returning to the college ranks, where he continued his success, including an upset victory with Arkansas over the Oklahoma Sooners in the 1978 Orange Bowl. In recognition of his accomplishments, Holtz was inducted into the College Football Hall of Fame back in 2008. (16:00) So, 89 years of age, he lived a long life. Yeah, yeah, sure did. You know, I always thought if you put Ozzy Osbourne and Lou Holtz in the room together and they interviewed each other, I don't know if anybody would know what was being said. (16:15) True, true, true. Two guys that were hard to understand, but well liked across the world. Hey, in totally other news, I found this one interesting, but United Airlines is now cracking down on passengers who play videos or music out loud on flights. (16:34) Oh, really? Yeah. The airlines updated its rules to say you must use headphones when watching or listening to something on your phone, tablet, or laptop. If you refuse, well, the airline could remove you from the flight or even ban you from flying with them for life. (16:51) The rule is now written into United's official passenger agreement where the, you know, those legal terms that you accept when buying a ticket. Wow. Okay. Yeah, they've said enough is enough. And what are you flying next week? (17:06) I have no idea. He's just getting on board. I'm showing up at the airport and getting on a plane, that's all I know. You got one week. It's coming up. All right, 727 is the time. We'll take a break. Ask Uncle Bobby about 20 minutes away. (17:21) Right here on 100.3 KROCK. High today of 76 degrees, right now 61 in Destin, Fort Walton Beach. Tomorrow, Bobby and I get to be your chef at Mid-South Bank. Come on out. We've got burgers, brats, and hot dogs that we'll be grilling up and we'll be in our chef suit and hat and apron. (17:43) Absolutely. Uh-huh. Be ready to go. It's all going towards a good cause to benefit Trey Dupree here in Fort Walton Beach while he's in a medically recovery. Uh, so it's a burger brat and hot dog, uh, plus chips and a drink for, um, seven bucks and it all benefits Trey and his family. (18:00) So if you can come out and, uh, and, uh, support the cause, we'd greatly appreciate it. And Bobby and I would like to say that, uh, we'll just have you sign the waiver that if you get sick, it was Lynn's fault, but we all know it's Lynn's fault is you need to sign a waiver for it. (18:17) That's just a, that's just known facts right there. That is common knowledge, but it should be a lot of fun. Uh, and the weather tomorrow looks far more cooperative than what it looked like last Friday. Yes. Thankfully. All right. We've got, uh, some more stories to get to here in just a little bit. (18:34) Plus on the way, we're going to check in with uncle Bobby. Yeah. Your daily advice is coming up here before too long. So I guess in the meantime, we ought to check that inbox, see who wrote in and we'll be back with all that in just about three minutes, we are The B Team morning show brought to you by our friends at stripes pub and grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa gas and outcast sushi in Miramar beach. (19:01) Scatter blank and Bobby Dewrell, 100.3 KROCK show is on the air. And, uh, the music in the background tells us it's time for ask uncle Bobby your daily advice, all stitched together by our friends and by Tomcat custom apparel. (19:22) That's right. Where Tomcat custom apparel reminds you that matching search won't improve your luck, but they will make your group photos survivable. Yeah, but it won't improve your luck, but they'll make your group pictures. Not suck. Ah, damn it. (19:37) I hate when these people write in with fricking words that I'm not good with the group chat. Alchemist. There you go. Is that right? That's right. Okay. The group chat alchemist writes it today. Uncle Bobby, they say, dear uncle Bobby, I keep trying to find the perfect friend group, but I always end up disappointed when people do normal human things. (20:00) Should I keep searching or should I try to shape the people around me into the kind of group that I want? Look, you got to stop hunting the perfect friend group. Like it's a rare animal. You can photograph and brag about. Okay. It's not out there. The perfect friend group is a mythical beast, you know, like a unicorn, except the, the unicorn at least has decency to stay imaginary instead of canceling plans and showing up late. (20:26) Now listen, what you want isn't a crew. Now you want to cast a carefully assembled ensemble where everyone has a role, a vibe, a wardrobe, a tolerable personality range. And if they can't do that, well, they get written off like a boring character in season two. (20:45) You know, this isn't friendship. This is curation and you're the director. People hear that and clutch their pearls about being authentic. How authentic is fine for tomatoes and folk music in the real world. You shape the room or the room shapes you and the room does not care about your dreams. (21:07) All right. So you got to start giving people a little emotional assignments. Who's the hype person? Who's the planner? Who's the one who laughs at your jokes like their rent depends on it. And yeah, yeah. This means puppeteering, but don't get dramatic about it. (21:24) Okay. Every friend group already runs on invisible strings, guilt, attention, inside jokes, and the mild fear of being replaced. You're just choosing to hold the strings with clean hands and a clear vision. (21:40) Now, once you accept the social scene as your personal rebranding campaign, the disappointment disappears. So you stop begging reality to match your fantasy and you start editing reality until it behaves. And if anyone resists, you just let them go be organic somewhere else while you build something sharper, louder, and impossible to ignore. (22:03) All right. There you go. That'll help you find your friends. The group chat alchemist. I hope that helps you. If you've got a question for uncle Bobby, email it in Bobby at do bob.com. Yeah, there you go. (22:19) We do this every morning at seven 45, all stitched together by our friends and by Tomcat custom apparel. And coming up next hour, I've got a stupid criminal story that I'm going to show to Bobby and see if it meets his criteria. For a do Bob prize for idiocy, man, you're trying to sell this one hard. (22:38) Yeah, I think it's got a shot. I think it's got a shot. All right. Let's uh, let's take a break. Pay a couple of bills, local news on the way. Plus music from deep purple on the way after the break on 100.3 KROCK. In case that's not enough Alice Cooper for you, Bobby lines up five hours of Alice Cooper every single night. (23:00) Yeah, that's, that's, that's my thing. So you fall asleep, isn't it? That's right. It's like a lullaby to you. That's right. Uh, the BT morning show is on the air right here on 100.3 KROCK. I'm scattered black. He's Bobby Dewrell final hour of the show this Thursday morning. (23:16) Well, of course we want to thank our sponsors that, um, help bring you the show each day, including stripes pub and grill and Navar as well as Okaloosa gas and outcast sushi in Miramar beach. Temp wise, uh, 64 degrees. It's ticking up just a skosh, uh, high today of 76 with partly sunny skies. (23:33) So if you see a fog and a low ceilings outside, uh, eventually we'll start to clear off here after lunchtime later on today. Um, we all know that Bobby and I hate snakes and, uh, neighbors in Riviera beach, Florida called nine one one after spotting a large snake coiled near a front door. (23:57) Yeah, that, that, that would have been a, not a rescue, but a recovery because I would have killed the damn thing. One neighbor grabbed a gun and another, a shovel as police rushed to the scene. Now an officer managed to guide the snake into a recycling bin and weigh it down with a brick until a wildlife trapper arrived at first officials thought it might be a Python, which could legally be killed in Florida, but experts later confirmed it was a red tail boa constrictor and not wild at all. (24:27) In fact, the snake is named Pablo and it turned out to be a family pet. Yeah. Uh, the owner had raised for about 20 years. It escaped while the owner's wife was going into labor during the rush to get to the hospital. (24:42) So while one family was welcoming a baby, their pet boa was making headlines in the neighborhood. Yeah, there you go. A snake for a pet, bring in the raccoon, whatever. Uh-huh. (24:58) The only thing that makes cats look like a decent pet raccoons. I'm waiting for no, no snakes. I'm waiting for my phone to go off. I'm sure Tay's going to respond to that. Yeah, I can almost imagine which emoji I'm getting right there. Are you going to humor him? (25:14) Are you going to humor him this morning? Well, Hey Skye, I did. I did see your report and, and, uh, yeah, we do have a do Bob prize today. That's going to go to a guy who ran from deputies on a motorcycle now. The funny thing about this story is police didn't need a tip. A witness didn't even need a confession. (25:31) They just needed a wifi and a Tik TOK account. So we'll get into it more, but imagine fleeing deputies a hundred miles an hour and well, then uploading all the evidence yourself today's do Bob prize proves that some criminals really do do their own paperwork. (25:51) That's a guy that's got too much time on his hands. That's that's a moron. Speaking of too much time on my hands, another Bobby favorite, the sticks. It's on the BT morning show. (26:07) 100.3 KROCK. Stay with us. Fight the good fights with triumph on the classic rock station. 100.3 KROCK. It's Thursday morning tomorrow. Bobby and I are your chefs at mid South bank, a little burger brought and hot dog cookout over lunch from 11 till two. (26:25) Come on out and join us. Your choice of a burger brought in hot dog plus chips and a drink for seven bucks, all benefiting trade do pre. So come on out and you can find more details on the events tab at The B Team show.com. It's got their blanket Bobby do around the BT morning show on the air this Thursday morning. (26:44) And do we have an award to divvy out? Yeah, we do. I call this one the evidence upload edition, the evidence upload edition. Well, let's hear it. Well, you know what? Detectives love dumb asses. No witnesses. Oh, yeah. (26:59) And you know what? They love even more than witnesses. A lot of witnesses, suspects who filmed their own crimes and post them on the Internet. Yeah, that's a dumb ass. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So meet 18 year old Derek Walker of Navarre, you know, a man who apparently believed the fastest way to Internet fame was by turning Santa Rosa County into its personal racetrack. (27:21) So deputies first spotted Derek flying down Caroline Street in Milton on a Kawasaki Ninja equipped with a giant action camera pole. Right. Because, you know, if you're going to commit a felony, you might as well shoot it in 4K. Yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah. So now when deputies tried to catch him, Derek blasted off at speeds pushing about, you know, 57 miles an hour over the speed limit. (27:44) As a matter of fact, pulling illegal U-turns and disappearing into the night, you know, like a budget version of Fast and Furious panhandle drift. Right. But but Derek made one critical little mistake. See, instead of keeping that footage as a private little little memento as is of his poor life choices. (28:04) Well, he uploaded it to tick tock. Jesus. Yeah, that's right. That's right. Detectives didn't need confidential informants, forensic science, complicated surveillance. No, they simply open tick tock and watch Derek proudly narrate his own criminal highlight reel. Did it go viral? (28:23) The videos match the bike, the helmet, the gear, even the camera pole still attached to the motorcycle when deputy seized it. OK, and just to make sure that the charges stacked up nicely, investigators discovered another tick tock video from a different high speed chase a few days earlier where Derek hit over 100 miles an hour while fleeing deputies. (28:46) So congratulations, Derek. Not only did you run from the police, you edited the footage, posted the evidence and handed investigators the case with a bow on top. So for proving that social media clout is apparently worth multiple felony charges, you've officially earned today's Dubob prize for idiocy. (29:09) Next time, Derek, if you're going to commit a crime, maybe don't post the director's cut. Yeah, Jiminy Christmas. I'm going to guess Derek's also the organizer of the next No King's Rally. Yeah, probably. Peace. God, that guy is an idiot. (29:25) It. Yeah, it's one way to do it. You know, one way to do it. To each his own. Yeah, but you're right. It sure makes police work easy, doesn't it? I mean, if only all the criminals would do that. Yeah, we should start a movement. All right, let's take a break. (29:43) Tom Petty, AC, DC and the Eagles. I'll do up in the next set right here on The B Team morning show with one hundred point three KROCK. There's the guess who? And no time on the classic rock station. One hundred point three KROCK. (29:58) I hope everybody's doing well on a Thursday morning, Friday Eve, as we say it around here. Yep. Another busy weekend coming up. Of course, tomorrow's that fundraiser at Mid-South Bank where Bobby and I'll be your chef on the grill from 11 till two. (30:14) But also over in Navarre Saturday night, another comedy show coming back to La Sala Events Center, which is on Highway 87 up by up by Holly. And it's going to be a seven o'clock showtime. Doors will open at five thirty with comedian Jordan Garnett as the headliner. (30:34) Now, your ticket price is thirty five dollars, but that includes a dinner buffet as well. There will be a cash bar available. And of course, there's going to be a featured comedian and a host comedian as well. So should be a lot of fun up at La Sala Events Center. (30:50) And if you're not familiar with La Sala, Rob Reyes, owner of Stripes Pub and Grill in Navarre. This is his this is a sister business to Stripes. So they were putting on those comedy shows at Stripes for a long time, and now they're doing them from their event venue. (31:06) So don't miss out. We've got the link to buy tickets online. Just go to the events tab at the B Team show dot com. So how about that? What you got on tap? Nothing. A nap? (31:23) Yeah, pretty much, man. You've been struggle bussing all week long. Yeah, it's been a rough week. Are you trying to save your energy to be on the grill tomorrow? Yeah, that's what it is. Is it? Yeah. And, you know, we got another do another bourbon podcast tomorrow. I know. I know. I don't think I'm recovered from the last one. (31:41) Bobby, that's a problem. It's not like we drank that much. Actually, just to just two bottles, according to Mike Kelly. Oh, you guys drink a lot. Yeah, I keep getting from him. You guys are crazy. (31:58) Here's the eagles, the eagles on the border. That's literally the name of the song. Yeah, there you go. It's one hundred point three KROCK. Stevie Ray Vaughn in the house is a rockin' and Bobby is Barackin. (32:20) Nope. The absolute look of disgust and disappointment on his face when I said that. You're done with me for today, aren't you? Pretty much. All right, we're out of time. I'm about ready to just Gary McCoy this whole situation. (32:40) And define that. Well, that means pay absolutely no attention and care nothing about it. And then ask, what did you say? Yeah. And then and then ask, what'd you say? And can't you do something about that? Hey, if you did miss anything that we talked about today, you can find it all at The B Team show dot com. (32:56) That's right. That's right. It's all it's all right there for everybody but Gary. Yeah. And I can already hear Larry getting upset about it. Yeah. Old salmon pants. Well, there you go. The LGBT, you know, LGPs have to have to take care of themselves. LGPs. LGBs. (33:12) LGBs. That's right. Yeah. Well, he does wear those pants that they're like the color of peeps. That is true. That's true. It's it's very Easter. It is. I hear I hear we may have a celebrity appearance tomorrow. So I'm looking forward to that. I wonder if he'll wear like a bright yellow polo to go with it. (33:27) Oh, I don't know. I don't know. It seems it seems it seems like a strong call. Yeah. Yeah. Metro sexual Larry. Yeah, there you go. And like I said, I heard I heard rumor there could be a celebrity guest appearance tomorrow. (33:43) So we will definitely if he shows up, keep keep an eye out on the Facebooks. And it's always fun when a lawyer shows up. Yeah, but it's Larry. So does it really count? (34:01) All right. I want to thank all of our sponsors, including Stripes Pub and Grill in Navarre, Okaloosa Gas and Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. We'll see you all tomorrow morning for The B Team morning show. Friday style getting ready to be your chefs tomorrow, too. That's right. All right. I'm scattered black. Bobby Durrell. Why don't you get us on out? (34:17) Hey, folks, thanks for listening to The B Team morning show. You're leading alternative quality programming right here on the Emerald Coast. Now, we know you have a choice in what you listen to each and every morning. And, well, we're actually just shocked and dismayed that you choose this show. It is astonishing. (34:32) We've come that time of day. We got to move on out of here. So keep on rocking. Keep on rolling. Never settle for the ordinary till the next time The B Team is out. And that's a wrap on today's B team redux.