Alamo Day & the Mogger Problem: Why America Celebrates Bad Battle Plans While Salmon-Panted Larry Outshines Us All

(00:01) Here's today's B Team Redux. Who are you? I'm Bobby Dewrell. That's who I am. He's the big DewBob. I'll tell you who I am. I'm Bobby... Oh, never mind. (00:16) Bobby what? Nothing. I feel like we're missing part of his name. Happy Friday. Some people think my mother was a trucker. Oh, is that right? I've heard that phrase before, but it doesn't sound exactly like trucker. (00:37) Yeah, no, no, no. Some people have a speech impediment. Oh, do they? A little porky pig problem. That's right. It's the B Team Morning Show on a Friday. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell. (00:52) Speaking of speech impediments, here's Roger Rabbit. Roger Rabbit. Please. Elmer Fudd. Be very, very quiet. That's right. Be very quiet. (01:07) I'm hunting bunny rabbits. This show is already screwed for the day. It really is. It's Friday. Going to see a high today of 78 degrees. We'll check your weather forecast in just a little bit. The most important thing we've got to start out with every morning are the national holidays. (01:25) Today we're celebrating Alamo Day. That's right. It's where we honor the battle plan that was so bad it became a holiday. You guys suck. We're celebrating you. That's right. (01:40) Remember the Alamo and maybe next time bring reinforcements. Alamo Day is the annual moment when we all pretend a crumbling old mission is a personality trait. And we do it with straight faces like rent depends on it. Yeah. (01:55) It's a holiday built on grit, legend, and the deeply American belief that if you lose dramatically enough, somebody will put it on a t-shirt and call it destiny. You know, people gather to remember the Alamo, which mostly means remembering how bad humans are at planning, negotiating, and leaving when the vibe turns murderous. (02:12) But, you know, it's solemn on paper, rowdy in practice, and just inspirational enough to make you think you'd be brave, too. Right up until someone hands you the musket and a bill. It's Alamo Day, folks. (02:27) We are the B Team Morning Show. Scatter Black and Bobby Dewrell. Brought to you by Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, Okaloosa Gas, and Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach with the Doobies on 100.3 KROCK. Take me home tonight. (02:42) A little duet between Eddie Money and Ronnie Spector on the classic rock station, 100.3 KROCK. We are the B Team Morning Show. Scatter Black and Bobby Dewrell. A high of 78 degrees today. We'll check your marine forecast to see if there's a chance to get out on the water this weekend. (02:59) Coming up in just a little bit. All sponsored by our friends at Marine Max in Fort Walton Beach. Your leading dealer in Grady White. I can't do it. Bullets. I can't. I got too much Southern in me. (03:15) I can't get the Southern out of me. Bullets. I can't do it. It's the B Team Morning Show. And of course tomorrow night there is a comedy show at La Sala Event Center out in Navarre. La Sala is the sister business to Stripes Pub & Grill. (03:32) And the comedy show will be featuring headlining comedian Jordan Garnett. Tickets start at $35 including a dinner buffet. And of course a cash bar will be available. Showtime is set for 7. You can find the link to buy tickets on the events tab at thebteamshow.com. (03:48) All right. Today on the National Day calendar. Neither one of us brought our phone. It's National Day of Unplugging. Oh yeah. Because nothing says self-care like turning off your phone and discovering you still don't like your own thoughts. (04:04) That's sad. I see it. That's the way I see it. The National Day of Unplugging is that annual little intervention where we pretend our phones are the problem and not say our taste in decisions. (04:20) You know you shut off the screens for 24 hours, rediscover wild concepts like eye contact, boredom. The fact that your own thoughts have been living in the basement this whole time. You know it's pitch like a cleansing ritual but it's really a stress test. (04:36) Can you exist without a glowing rectangle narrating your life and selling you stocks you don't need? Nope. Just can't do it. Don't worry. The internet will still be there tomorrow waiting like a loyal dog with a gambling habit. (04:51) And you know the non-stop thing of having a phone in your hand. That's only been like what the last 20 years? If even that long. I mean because up until, I don't know, 18 years ago, 15 years ago, honestly data on a cell phone was not very reliable. (05:11) So you even had blackberries out in 0607 but you had maybe 1x coverage. Yeah it's wild how things have changed since Schuyler was in high school or Bobby was 30. (05:26) That's true. I was laughing about it the other day. I saw the Blackberry movie was coming to Netflix and I was laughing about it. (05:41) Man that was a company that had it all. They owned the friggin market. For about 5 years. It was probably a little longer but they owned the market. They had that space and just lost it all so damn quick. (06:01) And you know I look back and I remember when I had my Palm Trio. I remember for years I was carrying around a phone and a PDA. Yeah the Palm Pilot deal. And I was always saying man if they could just put these two together. (06:18) And I'll never forget when they did. I was all over that. Yeah. I think I had my first Blackberry in about 2009, 2010. And then a year later is when Android and iPhone really took off. (06:35) Times have certainly changed. Alright we'll take a break and pay a couple bills. More classic rock is coming up next. Yeah because I remember back in 2006 when I got my first phone I had 250 text messages a month. How are you going to use it all? (06:50) That's right. That is so much. Alright your marine forecast is on the way on 100.3 KROCK. Van Halen the cradles rocking this morning on the B Team morning show. Because the grill is going to be rocking here around noon today. (07:07) 11-2 Bobby and I are your chefs at Mid-South Bank. A little benefit cookout to raise money for Trey Dupree and his family. While Trey is in recovery. So come on out from 11-2 today. (07:24) Burgers, brats and hot dogs plus chips and a drink for $7. There you go. Can't beat that. We are the chefs and Lynn Fair. Is the cook. Is the cook. Lynn is also the branch manager of Mid-South Bank so she controls the vault but we control the grill. (07:40) That's right chef. Today we are going to get these on the menu. It's National Oreo Cookie Day. Yeah because apparently we need a holiday to celebrate twisting cookies like it's a skill not just procrastination with crumbs. National Oreo Cookie Day is the annual moment when we all pretend a corporate sandwich cookie is a sacred tradition. (08:02) You know like the pilgrims brought it over on the Mayflower next to the smallpox and bad ideas. You know you're expected to honor it the correct way. Twist it. Dunk it. Stack it. Or eat it straight from the sleeve like a person making good choices in real time. (08:18) Or fry it. You know it's not about nutrition, history or even joy. No it's about permission. Stamped in blue packaging to behave like your inner child won the election. And today we're going to explore what that says about you, your pantry and the fragile lie you call self-control. (08:38) I love a deep fried Oreo. My skin is crawling thinking about all that sugar. It's good. I mean of course you know right now John Holguin's like oh yeah baby. Can you dunk the Oreos in syrup? (08:54) I need some of that good stuff. And yes John we sprinkle powdered sugar on top. Here's the Dire Straits on 100.3 KROCK. The E.T. morning show is on the air. (09:10) And of course it's brought to you by what Bobby calls P.F.M. Pure freaking magic. That's right. It's all sponsored by our friends at Stripes Pub and Grill in Navarre. Okaloosa Gas said outcast sushi in Miramar Beach. It's magical. (09:26) What? Magical. Magic. It's magical. Sounds like you said Mexico. Is that what you were trying to go for? Nope. Well on the National Day calendar we learned last break that it's Oreo cookie day. (09:44) And today we also learned it's dentist day. Yeah they probably sponsored Oreo cookie day. You can be honest. Let's face it. This is the only holiday where celebration means a bill, a lecture and a stranger's hands in your mouth. That's why. (09:59) American Association of Dental made a big check to Nabisco. That's right. Yeah, that's gotta get that boat somehow. Oh, National Dentist Day is the little calendar gremlin where we all pretend we're always respecting the the guy in the mask holding a tiny hook like it's a hobby. Yeah, it's you know, it's a it's a polite nod to the people who can smell your excuses through three layers of cotton and still tell you exactly where you've been lying to yourself since 2017. You know, you you say thanks for what you do. They say open wider and somewhere drill starts whining like a mosquito with a mortgage. So yeah, yeah. (10:37) Send a card floss like you mean it. And remember, the holiday isn't about teeth. It's about guilt with a copay. Yeah, I miss having dental insurance. Those were the days man. Those were the days. Minutes away from seven o'clock. It's The B Team morning show right here on 100.3 KROCK. We'll be back with more goofiness and stories and ask Uncle Bobby next hour. (11:03) Just after seven o'clock on Friday morning, a little bit cloudy out there did see some sprinkles across the area earlier in the morning hours 67 degrees right now 78 though, are high here this afternoon, right around 80 tomorrow and 77 on Sunday. We'll check that forecast here in just a little bit. How are you everybody? I'm scattered black. He's Bobby Dewrell. We are The B Team morning show brought to you by our friends at stripes Pub and Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa gas and outcast sushi in Miramar Beach. Quick reminder, stripes sister property La Sala event center in Navarre is going to be hosting a comedy night tomorrow night. Yeah, showtime set for 7pm and doors will open right around 530. Now, tickets are $35 per person and include a a buffet at the at the event center. Cash bar will be available. Headlining comedian is Jordan Garnett. (12:12) And again, we've got the link to buy your tickets online. Just click on that events tab at The B Team show.com. And of course, weather wise today, as we mentioned, looking much more favorable for our little fundraiser cookout over at MidSouth Bank. Yeah, yeah, I think it'll be think it'll be fun. And Bobby and I've got our chef hats and aprons ready to rock and roll Blackstone's over there. And our line cook will be there as well. Lance, right? Yeah, Glenn, Glenn is gonna be gonna be there. It'll be good. Yeah. Well, apparently, Americans are surprisingly harsh when judging each other. No, yeah. See, it isn't. So yeah, didn't we learn that from Uncle Bobby? In a global survey of 25 countries, the US was the only place where most people said their fellow citizens have bad morals. About 53% of Americans said other Americans are morally bad. Well, 47% said they have good morals. Politics play a big role in that attitude. Democrats are more likely than Republicans to say other Americans have bad morals. According to the study, however, but but people in both parties increasingly see the other side is immoral. Yeah, well, that goes to everything else that we know. So it's so wild to me and get the party of increasing divide, a party of tolerance and acceptance. Yeah. I know. How do we fix that, though? How do we fix that divide? (13:52) You know, it requires everyone to remove their heads from the dark places they have seemed to implant them. Tug on your ears real hard. That's right. Until you hear a pop. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. Thanks for the sound effect. Yeah, I know. It's it's really sad. It's really sad. Yeah, it just yeah. I mean, we used to debate issues. Now you just name call each other. Exactly. We don't have discussion anymore. We just we just sit and we we yell across the aisle and name call and label and demagogue. Yeah. I mean, it just anyway. I don't know. It's it's tiring is what it is. So I mean, if you got to go to the gas station, buy a case of beer, I need an I.D. But it's apparently I.D. to go vote with an eye. (15:04) You know, yeah, it's racist to vote with an I.D. Yeah, it's just I mean, however, have you ever seen how Congress actually votes? They have to slide a cat card in at their seat, identify them so that they can place their vote. See, isn't that just a wild idea? I know. Right. Huh. Rules for the but not for me. It's The B Team morning show. We say we jailbreak it with thin air. Stay with us. We got stories to get to one hundred point three KROCK. (15:36) Some of Bobby's favorite lyrics, you know, just I want to know what's a non urgent emergency. I would say maybe if you see a sheriff's vehicle without their lights and sirens on. But is that an emergency? Well, it is. If there's a there's a murderer on the loose. Well, but that's an emergency. I mean, is it give me a definition of a non urgent emergency? (16:08) Somebody with Crohn's disease that just ate a bucket of ice cream. That is an urgent. OK, that's it. If it's not an emergency, it's planned out. It can be urgent. But if it's an urgent emergency, I mean, I just what's the difference between an emergency and an urgent emergency? It just it makes no sense. (16:34) That's like it's redundant. It's like saying be quick, but don't hurry. Yeah. Doesn't make sense. Well, speaking of a murder, authorities say a 20 year old Crestview man, Kavari McQueen, has been charged with murder following a fatal shooting early on Wednesday here in Okaloosa County. According to the sheriff's office, the victim, a 20 year old man from Mary Esther, was found shortly before six a.m. in a roadway near Lake Silver Road, north of Crestview, with multiple gunshot wounds. Investigators believe McQueen and the victim were together in a vehicle when an altercation broke out that led to gunfire, after which both men exited the vehicle and entered the roadway. Now, a passing driver later discovered the victim's body, while deputies say McQueen fled the scene in the vehicle. He was later identified as the suspect and arrested Wednesday evening in Tallahassee. Investigators also carried out a search warrant at a home in the Crestview area as part of the ongoing investigation. But as of right now, no additional details have been released. (17:36) So if you hadn't heard about that, there you go. And wasn't there another situation you mentioned yesterday over off of MLK here in Fort Walton, right? Uh, I don't know. I'm gonna look into that. Because I thought there was another, another incident here that actually happened here in Fort Walton. (17:58) So I'm gonna I'm gonna dig on that story. You dig on that. I'm gonna dig. You dig. Dig to China. You dig. China. China. Hey, by the way, when Bobby and I are cooking today over at MidSouth Bank and grilling it up, my next door neighbor, Dave likes, he's an artistic fella. He likes to he likes to paint and make signs for people's homes. And he has donated a an Emerald Coast sign that he handcrafted himself. So if somebody would like to make a donation and purchase that today, in Trey's cause, you're more than welcome to, to do so at MidSouth Bank from 11 till two, I'll have the sign with me. But any anything you'd be willing to, you know, bring to the table for it. He, he works hard on those things. He spends hours out in his shed every day, putting these together, he sells them. So what so just I mean, what do they normally go for a normally go for like 200 bucks. Okay. All right. But come by, you know, make an offer. (19:05) And let's see. Again, it's all going towards Trey. So he's got a long, long, long road to recovery. And just and remember, just to get him from Mexico back to the US because his insurance would not cover the lifeline was almost $50,000 out of pocket. So that's a lot of money. It's a lot of money. So anything you'd be willing to contribute to the cause, we would greatly appreciate it. 11 till two is where we'll be today at MidSouth Bank corner of Beale and Carmel right here in Fort Walton Beach. Burgers, brats and a hot dog your choice of those three plus chips and a drink for seven bucks. So stop by see your favorite two chefs and favorite line cook. Yeah. Yeah. Or do we call her the Lynn cook? Yeah, it could be. Oh, Lynn cooks somebody different. (19:57) That's right. That's somebody different. You can get your bag of chip and your Lincoln. And your Lincoln. I'm so damn witty, aren't I? No. It is 726 and 67 degrees in Fort Walton Beach. (20:18) Look at your forecast. It is cute when you impress yourself. It is. I'm going to pat myself right here on my right shoulder. Yeah, you need to because nobody else is. 726 weather's next. Pup and Grill at Navarre. (20:37) Okaloosa Gas at OutKast Sushi. Miramar Beach. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell. It's Friday. Yes, it is. It's finally Friday. Even if it rains. I was trying to be George Jones. (20:52) Yeah, you didn't get there. You want to do it together? No, I'm good. Damn. Stomping all over my fun party over here today, aren't we? Hey, coming up in about 10 minutes, we'll ask Uncle Bobby for advice. (21:09) Dear Uncle Bobby, I want to have fun because it's Friday. Suck it. Jesus. Just tell me how you feel, don't you? Just don't beat around the bush. Just get right to it. I think you did. Again, like I said earlier in the week. (21:27) There's one Sunbelt ref out there now that's no longer saying, Words hurt! That's true. And believe it or not, with USA having 8 suspended players, they still won yesterday with like 7 eligible players. (21:44) So they are now, I think, in the semifinals of the Sunbelt women's tournament. Pretty hard to play a 40-minute game with just 7. Eligible players. If you're using prison league rules, though. (22:00) That's true. You saw how that worked in Friday Night Lights. Everybody else is afraid of them. You don't know if you're going to get shooed or not. Just go ahead. Go right ahead. Basket's yours. No, I'm not going to block you. (22:17) The other team just stays on the other end of the court. You guys go have your layups. We'll play offense down here. Again, look at that. She's just stonewalling with that block. Feet planted, hands up. No, she's scared of her life. (22:32) She's good enough. Freeze! Coming up in less than 10 minutes, like I said, Ask Uncle Bobby on this Friday morning. It's a B Team morning show. Stick tight. We'll get you your final words of advice before the weekend. (22:47) He's already given me my advice. And it sounds like we're not having any fun today. It's just the way the cookie crumbles, I guess. B Team morning show with Loverboy and 100.3 KROCK. (23:02) Evil Woman. Is there such a thing? Again, it's kind of like urgent emergency. (23:18) Redundant? It feels that way at times, doesn't it? You make it sound like they're synonyms. You know, if the proverbial red-soled heel fits. (23:36) By the way, I could go for a synonym roll right now. Yeah, that would be nice. Just like Grammar used to make. You've seen that, right? That meme. That was for you, Pappy. Because I know you love sharing that. (23:52) It's a B Team morning show on 100.3 KROCK. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell on a Friday morning. 748, 67 degrees in Destin, Fort Walton Beach. And the music in the background tells us one thing. It's time for Ask Uncle Bobby. Your daily advice, all stitched together by TomCat Custom Apparel. (24:10) TomCat Custom Apparel says wear green, wear custom. It's proof you planned ahead for St. Paddy's. Feeling lucky? Well, it never looks so good. Ooh. Isn't that snazzy? You like that? I try to do what I can. (24:25) Now today, Uncle Bobby. Yes, sir. You get a message in here from the late notification gremlin. It's almost like... Did Tom write in? Or Jim? (24:40) I don't know. God. Alright. Dear Uncle Bobby. I keep finding out important news about my friends and family through social media. Usually long after everyone else already knows. It makes me feel out of the loop and embarrassed to ask questions after the fact. (24:57) How do I handle this without seeming needy or bitter? Handle it? Oh, you gotta handle it by accepting the obvious truth. You're not out of the loop. You're above it. Look, everyone else is out there running the town gossip treadmill like hamsters with group chats. (25:16) You? No. You're living in the clean air of ignorance, my friend. And ignorance is luxury. Look, these people love their little information economy. Yeah, births, engagements, breakups, promotions, secret meltdowns in the driveway at 2 a.m. (25:32) And they want you to buy in. Subscribe. Subscribe. Pay monthly dues and emotional labor and clap on cue like a trained seal with a calendar invite. But here's the principle. You gotta stop asking for updates like a citizen. No, no, no, no, no. You start receiving them like a monarch. (25:49) That's right. Here's what you do. When you see a baby photo three weeks late, you don't apologize. You don't scramble. You don't catch up. No. You calmly invent the missing chapters with maximum confidence and let everyone else swerve. Somebody got engaged and you found out on social media? (26:06) Great. Start acting like it was a covert operation. Mention the proposal happened during a minor power outage with a ring smuggled in a sandwich and a witness who was definitely not sober. Frank got divorced and you missed the whole saga? Even better. (26:21) You gotta announce with a sense of certainty that it began with a dispute over a decorative pillow and ended with a courtroom monologue worthy of a prestige drama. Look, you're not behind. You're the director's cut. Now listen, people are either going to do two things. (26:37) They're either going to correct you or they will laugh and move on. And both outcomes are wins. If they correct you, congratulations. You just forced them to tell you the story without begging for it. And if they laugh and move on, well, congratulations. (26:53) You have officially made their news more entertaining than their actual life. So from now on, you gotta treat being last to know as your signature move. You're the modern hermit with the front row seat to the aftermath. Everybody else is drowning in updates and you're sipping the highlights like a critic. (27:11) And if anyone tries to guilt you with that sweet little phrase about they thought you knew, you gotta hold eye contact and say you prefer to hear things when they are properly aged. You let them feel for one uncomfortable second what it's like to be behind. (27:30) Let it burn. You got a question for Uncle Bobby for next week. You can email it in to Bobby at dubob.com. Yeah, there's only a couple of days though. I know. After that, you get Uncle Tom. (27:46) Yeah, I cannot wait to have, uh, ask Uncle Tom. How do you think that's going to go? I don't know. I just want to know if he's going to come in from the cabin or not. That might be like, instead of this music, he might get Warren's Uncle Tom's cabin as his intro for that feature. (28:07) Yeah, there you go. I feel like this is going to be a train wreck. All right. It's funny that you feel that way. Oh, you know it's going to be a train wreck? That's Ask Uncle Bobby for this Friday. (28:22) Morning All Stitched Together by Tomcat Custom Apparel. I ain't saying the fat lady's sun, but she's warming up. She's humming. Local News is next. Centerfold on 100.3 KROCK. (28:39) What do you think they saw in the centerfold? Uh, I don't know. Hmm. Risque? I wouldn't know. I've never seen one. Never seen one? Hmm. Is there a magazine called Playbob? Uh, nope. Not that I'm aware of. No? Oh. (28:54) Must be naming it wrong or something. Mostly cloudy skies and 69 degrees right now. A high today of 78. I'm glad that we've moved off of 67 degrees as the current temperature. (29:09) Hmm. Because some third grader out there was going to go. Yeah. Don't do it. 67. Sounds like high school has gone to pot, Bobby. Yeah. High school classes across the U.S. are finding it difficult to keep marijuana out of schools, even during class time. (29:26) Wow. There you go. Yeah. As more states. It's not a new problem. And that's a fair point. Now, as more states legalize cannabis for adults, drugs become easier for teens to access and more socially accepted, which school officials say make enforcement much harder. (29:46) Some students who are now vaping are using cannabis edibles in bathrooms, hallways, and even during class without being easily detected. Teachers and administrators say modern cannabis products, especially odorless vape pens and gummies. because they're small, discreet, and hard to spot compared with traditional smoking. (30:06) attention, memory, and school performance, making the trend especially concerning for Yeah, you ever remember walking into class and you just, you knew the potheads were? (30:22) Oh yeah, and you could just see their eyes all glazed over and pupils dilated and you knew they're higher than a kite. They had no idea what the hell was going on right now. So, like you said, not a new problem, but now with new products, it's becoming a little bit more discreet. (30:44) So, apparently that's ramping up usage. B Team Morning Show is on the air. Schuyler Black, Bobby Dewrell. Well, we're your chefs. Our line cook, Lynn. Are you going to make it? (30:59) No, sorry. I just got done with my bong. Jesus. And our line cook, Lynn Fair. Going to be cooking over at Mid-South Bank at the Blackstone Fired up here in a couple hours. (31:14) That'll be from 11 till 2. Burgers, brats, and hot dogs, plus chips and a drink for $7. So, come on by. It all benefits Trey Dupree and his family while Trey is in the recovery stage down in Bradenton. So, if you can come on by. The weather this week looks a lot more favorable than it did last week when we absolutely got soaked and drenched. (31:35) Yeah. Two inches of rain. Yeah. Today, partly sunny this afternoon, a high of 78 degrees. And, by the way, Steve Dudley, if you're listening right now, because you always give me hell about the forecast that we read. About 3 o'clock, he sends me a text, where the hell's this sun you've been talking about this afternoon? (31:55) Meteorologists make us a fool. Yeah. We are literally just reading what they send. That's right. Our job is to read the news. If you want to blame anyone, you can blame our chief forecaster, Bobby Dewrell. (32:11) Yeah. Let's go with that. I can't say meteorologist, because that's actually, that's a degree. But, you can be a forecaster, Bobby. Yeah. Weatherman. Yeah. Weatherman. How about that? That's impressive. (32:27) Remember to visit us online at thebteamshow.com. You can find all the content we talk about every single morning. Of course, the show on demand as well at thebteamshow.com. ZZ Top now on 100.3 KROCK. (32:42) Bobby feels like a refugee, because he can't escape his iPad. That's about the dang truth, let me tell you. Uh-huh. Let me tell you. I know how much you love that thing. Uh, yeah. You know, I gotta... (32:57) It's weird, Schuyler, but sometimes you just, you come across a story that makes you think of people. You got a story for us. Well, you know. You've been to work. I just, I just, uh, I got one sitting here that I've been sitting on for a little while now, because I've been trying to think about it. (33:14) And, you know, when I come down to it, this just, this just makes me think of a, of a salmon pant clad individual. Oh, my God. That's out there. Another Larry. Another Larry Polk here. But it's a, but it's a, it's a new term that I've learned, that this was, this was bringing to me. (33:32) And, uh, I just, you know, I think it sums up where, where this, this salmon pant clad individual is coming from. Okay. That, I want to hear it. Okay. So the term is mogging. Mogging. (33:47) Yeah. So it's, it's mogging, or maybe you mog, or you got mogged. Okay. So, no, it's, it's a, it's a popular term from TikTok. Oh, well, I wouldn't know that. It means outshining or dominating someone else. (34:02) Usually in looks, confidence, or style. So, uh, you know, again, you, you, you toss on some salmon pants. You think you're definitely a mog, right? So, uh, basically it's, you know, when someone walks into the room and tries to make everyone else look less impressive by comparison. (34:20) Good old fashion statement, Larry. Yeah. So the word comes from the phrase alpha male of the group, a mog, right? Okay. And it's often used online when people compare who looks better, is more confident, or has stronger presence. Now, the problem psychologists say is that this trend can turn social situations into constant competitions about appearance or status, which can make people overly focused on comparing themselves to others. (34:46) But, but mogging basically means one person trying to make everyone else look inferior, especially in terms of looks and confidence and social media has turned it into a competition. Wow. So I'm just, you know, I, I, I, I, I, I believe we know of one individual that's a mogger. (35:08) Yeah. So, so now we have learned that Larry Hipsch is a cosmogpolitan. He's a mogger. A mogger. I had never heard that term before. Well, now you have and, and you know how to use it. I'll bet Larry knew about it because he's, he's, he's a trendy guy. (35:25) He's probably mogged it all up. I'll bet. I wonder what, wonder what else he has in that wardrobe that always makes a fashion statement. I don't know, but he did, he did, he did text yesterday and said he doesn't have a yellow polo. There was a, there was a professional, there was a professional golfer, Ricky Fowler, about 15 years ago, and he would always wear these super loud colored outfits out on the course. (35:52) I would bet Larry's wardrobe looks a lot like Ricky Fowler's. It's 827. This is the V Team Morning Show. We'll be firing up the grills here in a couple hours. Well, you know, when you're, when, when you're the L in the LGB community, I mean, that's the anchor spot. (36:10) That's true. Just saying. Yeah. You're the, you're the, you're the head guy. That's right. That's right. I heard that position, not all it looked up to be. It's time for a break. On the way, David Bowie and ACDC on 100.3 KROCK. (36:28) 100.3 KROCK. Is it 100 or hun-dred? It's 100. 100.3. (36:46) 100.3. Are we going to go through a... WNBC. Yeah. We'll go through enunciation training here in just a little bit. Yeah. It's Friday morning. The B Team is on the air. (37:01) Schuyler Blank and Bobby Dewrell brought to you by our friends at Stripes Pub and Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. A little over two hours from right now, we'll be lighting the grill and grilling burgers, broths, and hot dogs. (37:17) Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, chef. Yeah. Yeah, chef. Chef, sure thing. Well, let me tell you, chef. I got a story here. Dig it, chef. And I'd just love to say that, thank God, it's not Florida. Oh, we didn't even have a Florida story. We did. We had that local murder. (37:35) Well, there's another one. There was a guy down in Clearwater that stole like a hundred pounds of sausage, or a hundred dollars worth of sausage. That's interesting. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, maybe we'll get there. But no, the one I got comes out of Wyoming. (37:50) A Wyoming woman is facing serious charges after police say a breakup turned into a dangerous car chase through the streets of Cheyenne. Really? Yeah. That's wild for Wyoming. Authorities say 28-year-old Jordan Simeon waited outside her ex-boyfriend's apartment despite a protection order requiring her to stay away from him. (38:10) When he arrived home, she allegedly blocked him in with her car. Now, he managed to drive off, but she chased him through town, speeding after him. Investigators say the pursuit escalated when Simeon rammed his vehicle twice, once forcing him off the road and into a stop sign. (38:26) At one point, she allegedly pulled up beside his car, banged on the window, and tried to open the door while he was still inside. Police later arrested her and charged her with felony aggravated assault and battery, reckless driving, and violating a protection order. Authorities say it is also the third time in a month she allegedly violated said protection order involving that same ex-boyfriend. (38:49) Oh, man. Now, there's a lot of qualification in that. You know, violated that protection order involving the same ex-boyfriend. Yeah. What does that tell you? That she's related to Beth Dutton. There's probably a few others. (39:05) Weren't they from, no, they weren't from Wyoming. They're from Montana. Right. But, yeah, so there you go. Wow. Now, the Florida story was Florida man's grocery run ended with handcuffs after deputies say he tried to walk out of a Walmart with a backpack full of sausage. (39:23) Yeah, you know, that's probably not what I'd steal from Walmart. Yeah, 43-year-old Kente Jenkins went into Walmart in Clearwater with an empty cart and a backpack. Deputies say he headed straight to the meat section and started loading it up, stuffing 20 packages of sausage into his backpack. (39:40) He then left the store without paying. Total value of the sausage was a little over $100. Deputies later tracked him down and arrested him, and he's charged with retail theft in connection with the unusual meat heist. Meat heist. Like how they phrase that. Yeah, meat heist. (39:56) One more tune. Yeah, well, not if she's from Wyoming, we're not. No, she's nuts. Def Leppard, high and dry Saturday night. KROCK. Def Leppard, high and dry Saturday night. (40:18) It probably won't be a dry Friday night. You don't think so? Nope. We've got a bourbon with the boys podcast. That is true. That means tomorrow's going to be so friggin' productive. Of course. You never just have one with Bobby. (40:35) But we've got work to do today. That's right. On the grill. But hey, shameless plug, about 6 o'clock tonight we'll be going live. So check us out, bourbonwiththeboys.com. You can catch the live show right there and all of its resplendent pleasure. (40:53) That's right. Check it out. That'll be what, 6, you said? 6 o'clock tonight? Yeah, 6 o'clock Central. Hope I'm not late. You wouldn't start without me, would you? Yep. I guess my job's not as secure as I thought it was. (41:09) Nope. But hey, we hope you come out and have lunch with us today at Mid-South Bank. Burgers, brats, and hot dogs, plus chips and a drink for $7. Bobby and I on the grill. And Lynn Fair, branch manager of Mid-South Bank here in Fort Walton, is our lead line cook. (41:27) That's right. She'll do all right. But you're going to have two great chefs there. Isn't that right, Chef? That's right, Chef. Looking forward to it. Yes, you are my chef. So, I want to thank all of our sponsors, including Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, Okaloosa Gas, OutKast Sushi, and Miramar Beach for bringing you the show each and every morning. (41:46) And we'll see you back here Monday morning at 6 to do it all over again. Hope you all have a safe and enjoyable weekend. I'm Schuyler Black. Bobby Dewrell. Get us on out. Hey, folks. Thanks for listening to the B Team Morning Show, your leading alternative to quality programming. We know you have a choice in what you listen to each and every day. (42:02) Yes, we do. And we appreciate the fact that you settled in on this wild ride that we call a morning show. But it's come that time of day, we're going to mosey on out of here. So you keep on rocking, keep on rolling, never settle for the ordinary. Until the next time, the B Team is out. And that's a wrap on today's B Team Redux.